Office by Alex Penny
My name's Sam. I have been alive for 19 years and I'm majoring in Creative Writing at UCF. I like sitcoms and Nintendo games and cute animals. I'm not particularly interesting.
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Mother 3i | Twist and Battle
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Guys.
I don’t think you understand.
I HAVE TRANSCENDED HUMANITY AND BECOME THE VERY INCARNATION OF THE SURVIVAL INSTINCT.
Just wanted to get that out there.
Here he is.
okay that’s enough
After I dropped off my boy Nick at his house, I drove back home and kinda sorta locked my keys in my car. I was supposed to be dog-sitting this weekend. It was 1:30 AM, nobody was home/awake/close enough to help out.
But luckily, I always leave my windows cracked open during the summer, for ventilation. So I became Survivor Man and used a tree branch to fish my keys out. I did it in just about 40 minutes.
I’m a god among men.
EDIT: I had my camera, so I recorded some of it. I’m gonna upload it somewhere. Anybody want a video of me trying to stay calm while panicking internally?
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I think I’m the only person in America who can’t stand Pink Floyd or Journey.
When I was 8 years old I rescued my dog (she was a puppy then) off the streets and named her Rex, because I was blind to gender.
If tumblr existed back then I would’ve been famous for being the 8-year-old who defied the gender binary while saving a homeless puppy.
